Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) A fire from scrap lumber will keep you just as warm as a burning Chippendale dining set. Don’t hesitate to light the match even if you don’t think you’ve got the fuel to make it last. Everyone will gather around the warmth and feed the flames.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) It’s not age, but wisdom that has you scared. Another year older and you still don’t have a lick of it. Time to shake it up, wring it out and soak up something new for a change. Learn something from all life has given you to date, cause it’s only going to give more of the same from here on out.
Aries (March 21-April 19) Instincts may tell you to pass on the first option, but take the second, ‘cause second chances are more precious than gold.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) If you can’t laugh at yourself – big belly-jiggling, wheezing guffaws at you own ridiculousness, than you really don’t know yourself at all. You’re a perfect joke in the comedy of life, and that’s a very good thing. Just wish you could share in the laugh now and then.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) The biosphere is spinning out of control, so it’s highly unlikely that the unrequited love of two star-crossed hippies are at the forefront of Nature’s worries. She’s got bigger fish to fry, or to keep from getting fried, or to keep on the planet, for that matter. Put your hormones in perspective.
Cancer (June 21-July 22) It may be cliche, but there’s only one life to live. And that’s not in front of a TV screen dreaming up something you’ll never do. Get after it.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Get out and love the world. No money, no excuse. You are living in one of the greatest cities in the world. Four walls won't do a damn thing for your cynical attitude.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Ok, the hipster thing is getting a little weird. Who are these I’m-to-cool-for-your-freaking-school-out-of-town-I’m-not-a-hipster-but-I-wear-designer-clothes crowd? Take a look in the mirror, and strip your BS way down, cuz your judgmental loving self can go back to where you came from at anytime.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Co-dependency is like a bad dream. Wake up and bury those old patterns that continue to make a fool of you.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Soup Can made the Oregon Business Magazine. Strange world. Love it.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Sam isn’t giving up on the Blazers - and you shouldn’t give up on your losing season either. It’s all peaks and valleys.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) That stuff appearing to the right and the left of you, following you around wherever you go. It’s fat, stupid, the 2006 build-up. Get up off the couch and boogie-woogie-oogie to the 07 groove of righteous retribution against the brain-clogging Neo-con diet. Or buy a bike, and improve things inside and out.
