Taurus (April 21-May 21) Go crazy! Go crazy! Go crazy!
Gemini (May 22-June 22) Things are heating up and you should be cooling down by a riverbed near you. Maybe stay away from the Willamette, though. There’s some weird stuff in there. Kelley Point is for viewing and fishing only. Catch a big one!
Cancer (June 23-July 23) The 10-year plan to end poverty is a funny thing. I mean you can’t end homelessness without ending poverty right? Soup Can Sam can’t wait for the living wage jobs, health insurance and housing. Wait a minute, who put this plan together? The Bush administration! Ah, don’t hold your breath this month.
Leo (July 24-Aug. 23) God, I mean getting in the way of things and all. The nerve. Have nerve this month!
Virgo (Aug. 24-Sept. 23) Did you know that poverty at a statewide level is hitting an all time high, and that homelessness in the suburbs is on the upswing. Wait a minute, what? A 40 percent decline in homelessness in Portland – who knew that if we housed everyone in the city, people would start becoming homeless in the suburbs? Connect the dots this month, Virgo.
Libra (Sept. 24-Oct. 23) Have faith. Jerry Falwell is dead!
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Settle down. Please. Just a bit. We don’t need to know all the details this month.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) Soup Can is trying to figure out why it’s so hard for people to communicate. Can’t we just talk this out? Oh, wait, you want me to do what? Everything you want, and a little of what I want. Not. Don’t do it!
Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan. 19) Summertime. Rose Festival. Being invading by the suburbs. Wait, don’t all the homeless people and poor people live in the suburbs now? Soup Can is talking about the suburbs beyond the suburbs – you know the kind - the kind that drive from far, far away.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) Life is beautiful. Believe. And put your shoulder to the wheel.
Aries (March 21-April 19) Believe. If Barry Bonds and George Bush can get away with it than the PPI can do whatever they want. Hey, it’s not oppression to kindly ask someone without a home to get up and move along. Hey, you can’t sit there, no lying either. Oppression is oppression is oppression. Don’t be fooled.
Taurus (April 21-May 21) Combinations of music, camping, and being all right with who you are. If you can be all right with who you are than you are on the right track. Keep going!
