Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You can have your cake and eat it, too. In fact, you can have some for leftovers. Try the batter while you are at it. And hop to! Ursa Major is about to leave hibernation, so there isn’t a minute to lose.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Optimism is your friend and so are your persuasive abilities. If you’re on a debate team, today’s the day to take the lead.
Aries (March 21-April 19) You’ve got the fever about your new project! Your enthusiasm is well-loved, dear Aries, but remember that new business ventures have a practical side too.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Here’s the litmus test for a good partner: When you wake up, tell him/her you want pancakes. Wait 30 minutes. If you then have banana pancakes on the griddle or in your stomach, that person’s a keeper.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Write a book, paint a canvas, draw a picture... Let your innerartist run wild this weekend!
Cancer (June 21-July 22) Your daydreams might be profitable, but don’t forget to look around your home and hearth a bit. Nobody’s going to take advice from a crab with a dirty shell.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) I know people don’t believe you can do three things at once. You know the truth. Don’t let anyone stand in your way, no matter which side of the coin you flip today.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Unsalted peanuts? What’s the point? Accidentally buying them makes life feel grim. So, this week, treat your inner-sodium monster to a major treat: get ‘em extra salty.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) A good hat can make all the difference this time of year. Whether walking through rain or snow, there is just something comforting about pulling a warm hat down over your ears.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22) Some days a shower is the single best way to make you feel better. Dog ate a bar of chocolate and the vet bill is exorbitant? Take a shower. Boyfriend dumped you for a younger man? Take a shower. It won’t necessarily take the sting out of the situation, but it will let you face the world feeling fresh and sassy.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 23) Stop being a pawn and live today like a rook. Make all your moves in smooth, straight lines to either side or to your front or back.
Capricorn (Dec. 24-Jan. 19) Your prudence and wisdom are a glimpse of the payoff. Others listen to your words and now’s the time to lead the way with them.