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Soup Can Sam: Feb 14-27, 2014

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Let your smile be the extra layer of fleece in your sensible shoes this month! Stay warm inside and out! Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Don’t get paranoid about all of the white vans you’ll begin seeing toward the end of the month. J ...

15 Feb 2014 - Soup Can Sam
Soup Can Sam: December 5-December 19, 2013

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You’re life will take a turn for the better as soon as you stop insisting that Nikki Minaj lyrics are advice. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Move over Hazelnut! Oregon has a new state nut and it’s you, Capricorn. But don’t fight ...

17 Dec 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Soup Can Sam Nov 22-Dec 5, 2013

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Words of wisdom from a Street Roots vendor: “It ain’t the spot it’s the repertoire, most of the time. You can have the worst spot and still do good.” Be polite this holiday season and good things will come to you. Capricorn ( ...

3 Dec 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Soup Can Sam: November 8-21, 2013

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding? Loads, really. Laugh it up this month! Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) It takes people to run a government and keep a city moving forward. Ideologies can’t run shit. Capricorn (D ...

9 Nov 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Soup Can Sam: Sept 27-Oct 10, 2013

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) You may think you’re making sense, but you’ve thought that before. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Passion will be your pilot this month. Scotch will be your jet fuel. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Ride the waves! Wet or otherwise. Capr ...

28 Sep 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Soup Can Sam: Sept 13-26, 2013

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Concrete actually never really dries. Fifty years could pass and there is still a fraction of water inside. A teensy fraction! That means it can expand and contract, adjust to the changing seasons and actually get stronger with ag ...

24 Sep 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Soup Can Sam: Aug. 30-Sept 12, 2013

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You are such a sloppy perfectionist. Always wanting more, more, more of people. Standards. Sheesh. Make sure to look in the mirror, seriously. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Oh, stop being so passive aggressive already. We get it. You ...

6 Sep 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Soup Can Sam: July 19-Aug 1, 2013

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You can either cut back on the amount of sh*t that’s around you or lower the speed of the fan. The rest is out of your control. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) If you find yourself embroiled and exposed with a local yet high profile politic ...

20 Aug 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Horoscopes: July 5-18, 2013

Cancer (June 21-July 22) My advice to you is to find someone this month to give you better advice. Seriously. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Tweet this horoscope @StreetRoots and bashful rainbow unicorns will appear in your dreams with a band full of prideful lepr ...

11 Jul 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Horoscopes: June 21-July 4, 2013

Gemini (May 21-June 20) Big Brother PRISM is watching you. Re-read Orwell’s “1984” and freak out. Embrace the dystopian future! Cancer (June 21-July 22) OK, so we can’t trust the government with our personal information. Not exactly a forehead smacker tha ...

30 Jun 2013 - Soup Can Sam