Gemini (May 21-June 20) Yes, the trees talk to each other, in chemicals not words. (It’s good for the neighborhood watch, actually, since fewer crimes are reported in more heavily wooded neighborhoods.) Try it sometime and see what conversations you can s ...
12 Jun 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Gemini (May 21–June 20) Observed the stars from the waterfront and bumped into a Park Ranger. Those are some friendly people. Soup Can sees this as a sign that change does bring good things. Cancer (June 21-July 22) Where did all of your dust bunnies come ...
29 May 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Aries (March 21–April 19) It’s a strange world. If you know up from down this month, then you are well ahead of the rest of us. Stick with that. Taurus (April 20-May 20) It’s spring. BTW, it’s not. It’s still gloomy and wet and cold. At least the flowers ...
23 Apr 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Aries (March 21–April 19) If I was a shorty, I would love it if my parents went to PHUKET for vacay so I could keep pronouncing it wrong on purpose in front of them. Taurus (April 20-May 20) There are so many broken systems from the economy to school syst ...
2 Apr 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20) Boss caught you looking at ESPN again? Woops. At least you’ll be able to rattle off statistics about his favorite sports teams. You can brown nose and catch up on your sports news, too. Aries (March 21-April 19) Forget the iPho ...
20 Mar 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Clack away at your keyboard, but don’t forget there is a world outside of your cubicle for you to explore. Everything’s on track — isn’t it time to check out that new produce market down the street? Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Get ...
25 Feb 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You can have your cake and eat it, too. In fact, you can have some for leftovers. Try the batter while you are at it. And hop to! Ursa Major is about to leave hibernation, so there isn’t a minute to lose. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 2 ...
12 Feb 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) They say life doesn’t come with an instruction booklet. Well, it also doesn’t come with a map, compass or a protractor. So not only do we not know what’s going on, we also don’t know where we are, where we’re going, or how we’re ...
29 Jan 2013 - Soup Can Sam