Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding? Loads, really. Laugh it up this month! Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) It takes people to run a government and keep a city moving forward. Ideologies can’t run shit. Capricorn (D ...
9 Nov 2013 - Soup Can Sam
He turned the key in the lock and opened the door. To his horror he saw a brick wall with the words of an unknown language written in crimson paint. He passed his lantern over the letters in the cave. Only now was his shock wearing off from the great oak ...
9 Nov 2013 - William Holmes IV
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) You may think you’re making sense, but you’ve thought that before. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Passion will be your pilot this month. Scotch will be your jet fuel. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Ride the waves! Wet or otherwise. Capr ...
28 Sep 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Concrete actually never really dries. Fifty years could pass and there is still a fraction of water inside. A teensy fraction! That means it can expand and contract, adjust to the changing seasons and actually get stronger with ag ...
24 Sep 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You are such a sloppy perfectionist. Always wanting more, more, more of people. Standards. Sheesh. Make sure to look in the mirror, seriously. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Oh, stop being so passive aggressive already. We get it. You ...
6 Sep 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You can either cut back on the amount of sh*t that’s around you or lower the speed of the fan. The rest is out of your control. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) If you find yourself embroiled and exposed with a local yet high profile politic ...
20 Aug 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Cancer (June 21-July 22) My advice to you is to find someone this month to give you better advice. Seriously. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Tweet this horoscope @StreetRoots and bashful rainbow unicorns will appear in your dreams with a band full of prideful lepr ...
11 Jul 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Big Brother PRISM is watching you. Re-read Orwell’s “1984” and freak out. Embrace the dystopian future! Cancer (June 21-July 22) OK, so we can’t trust the government with our personal information. Not exactly a forehead smacker tha ...
30 Jun 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Yes, the trees talk to each other, in chemicals not words. (It’s good for the neighborhood watch, actually, since fewer crimes are reported in more heavily wooded neighborhoods.) Try it sometime and see what conversations you can s ...
12 Jun 2013 - Soup Can Sam
Gemini (May 21–June 20) Observed the stars from the waterfront and bumped into a Park Ranger. Those are some friendly people. Soup Can sees this as a sign that change does bring good things. Cancer (June 21-July 22) Where did all of your dust bunnies come ...
29 May 2013 - Soup Can Sam